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laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: arnericasinger, via cramp)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

shitshilarious:

possumoftheeast:

nyannerz:

what the fuucckk

PRAISE THE SUN! 

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via captainoftheship)

❝ w is not a vowel

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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  • Title: livin on a prayer

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

fatwink:

i need a guy to grab my butt right now

i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy

image

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castiels-feathery-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

The mom voice she doesn’t use anymore because her son is dead

The mom voice Sam never heard because his mother is dead

the voice you’ll never use again because i’m going to kill you

(Source: tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch, via lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour)

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

elisetheawesome:

fiyerossong:

even i don’t know what this show is about anymore

I don’t even know if this is a blooper

of course its a blooper, they aren’t smiling in the show anymore

go to your room

(Source: falancabirisi, via lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour)